...Of you.

Why should I hate you?

Give me a good reason, and I'll add you to my periodically updated Hate List.

Note: Blog spammers will not be persecuted, even though they are Jews and / or colored people.

Current users on the list:

1. I-Bot ('My robotic sensors indicate' an alt. Update: Account absorbed by admins!)
2. Memorize (Republican apologist.)
3. LardLord (Strange guy.)
4. RINKACHICHI (Have you read his posts?)
5. Latecks (Attention whore. Richmond's finest Tranny.)
6. Piss (Asdf.)
7. cellardoor6 (He Talks. And Talks. And Talks. Is anyone listening?)
8. TornFulp (TORN. Not TOM.) Updates: 1. Account deleted. 2. Yeah, it was my alt.
9. POOPIES (From what I gather, this dude has a fetish.)
10. KemCab (I'm sure you've herd of some of his cruel exploits.)

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11. Mendou (Basks in self-proclaimed egotism.)
12. Purpin (Myspace is his best friend. Also, virgin. Also, small penis. Also, lol.)
13. FrozenSheep (Draws stylistically derivative 'flathead' artwork. Incessantly.)
14. TacoFreak (A psychologist.)
15. Sunglasses (I'm better at Photoshop, yo. But yours are still funnier than most.)
16. crazerfish50 (On November 1, ninety posts of Art Forum Spam. Also, him.)
17. Duffi (Believes that 'Your mom' jokes are the pinnacle of humor. See Below.)

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18. BlackWayne (John Wayne's illegitimate child)
19. Frank (Permabanned. Complained to almighty Tom. Account revived. Then, this.)
20. Sanity-of-Insanity (Poses for camwhore pics wearing Goofy hat. Also, fat.)
21. ilovemetal (Metal: his one true love)
22. sonicmega (Anime: his one true love.)
23. gibleto (Ass, ass, ass, ass.)
24. GayHomophobe (Insidiously disguised as a hypocrite.)
25. ZENON (Believes I should love him. I don't.)
26. Catoblepas (Registered PeTA jihadist.)
27. xXsharkxsayxhelloXx (A Jamaican.)
28. ripoffhitman (Haddaway's sole remaining fan.)
29. Demosthenez (If Tourettes syndrome is contagious, avoid him.)
30. JakeHero (Harry Potter himself couldn't overcome this nagging troll.)
31. GaiusIuliusTaberna (Is it possible to have a Roman fetish?)
32. tony4moroney (Who's Moroney, and why does Tony support him?)
33. Ronald-McDonald-LoL (Question my perfection, will you?)
34. Dante-son-of-Sparda (This is him in twenty years.)
35. JAZZA (To clue you in: Schmaltzy, Mediocre Pianist does not a tragedy make.)
36. KemCab (HURR I AM CAN BE ON HATE LIST TWICE)
37. supyohos123 (Stephen Colbert? Funny? Isn't that an oxymoron?)
38. shatteredheart (CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKINNN)
39. Peaceblossom (His soul was stolen and replaced by Linux. 'Gutsy Gibbon' lmao.)
40. Oppugnant (Death metal enthusiast. Also, no friends.)
41. greyface01 (VOET RON PUAL!!!!! HE WILL MAEK TEH GUVMINT EXPLOED!!!)
42. Spite-skater (Attn: You're a massive douche if your alias includes "skater".)
43. ngmastah (Spells like a fourth grader, draws like a fifth grader.)
44. TheRoyalEnglishman (British felinomaniac.)
45. Proteas (A mod with a personal vendetta loses objectivity.)
46. knightsofthecircle (Weeabooish anime enthusiast. See Below.)

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47. Jake (Considered banning him from posting comments. Where's the fun in that?)
48. Sarcasm (The only person who remembers my ego-stroking diversion from 2K6)
49. Ceti (In the interest of going for low blows; Him. and his sexual interests.)
50. Lorkas (OMGURMEEN)
51. k0x (Black alts stopped being funny when Dobio became a mod.)
52. DepressedStone (emo-Japanophile hybrid. Chronically Mavis-obsessed)
53. NinjaPirateMaster (Cardinal Internet sin: Pirates & Ninjas in the same sentence.)
54. TheBigLemon (He doesn't post much anymore, but I still think he's quite horrible.)
55. DragonsGrief (To paraphrase NG: Check Yo-self before you wreck Yo-self.)
56. g0t (PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHOES, BOLO! I'M NOT WORTHY!)
57. Williwowza (5 page MS Paint-Parties are a positive addition to the BBS. Yup.)
58. Ecke (Revird Patron-cum-[thinly-veiled-4chan ref.] Pokémon enthusiast)
59. Kurofelis (Don't you just love those silly cats?)
60. Grammer (Demonstrated himself to be an imminent threat to human intellect)
61. ViolentAJ (Has an unrequited fetish for all thing Asian. Also, he's from Affikuh)
62. bloodman101 (Quoth he: "WTF!! THE FILESIZE IS 60MB ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
63. Ejit (I AM NOT NOTHING. I AM FOUR PIXELS ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN)
64. danomano65 (What's that I smell? Oh, it's his fucking cunt from seven miles away.)
65. amplefied (Recently earned a Ph.D at Cock Sucking University.)
66. shaggytheclown17 (Loves Dennis Kucinich. REALLY loves Dennis Kucinich)
67. SadisticMonkey (Subservience to me won't get you anywhere in life, silly!)
68. Josh (Yeah, that's Bedn. And this is what he does in his spare time.)
69. Bolo (UNCALLED FOR UNCALLED FOR)
70. Transkar (He: The United States "fails" for attempting to elect a black president.)
71. Kagoe (1 and 2. Folks, I couldn't deliver a better punchline than that.)
72. Robotussin (Goddammit, he belongs on a 'love' list, not a hate list. Proof!)
73. SBB (Norway blows! Haha! ... Oh wait. Fuck.)
74. Darkside7000 (I FUCKING SWEAR. IF YOU EVER INSULT MY HAT AGAIN...)
75. samsam72 (Fine, whatever. Out of the kindness of my heart.)
76. thegreatmorph (YOU CAN'T MAKE A MONKEY OUTTA ME.)
77. MadCow (Long overdue. Also, I owe you one.)
78. Egoraptor (Lengthy justification to be found 129 comments down.)
79. iscrulz (What kind of a 38 year old man fucks around on Newgrounds?)
80. BonJombo (Self-Portrait. Honest to God)
81. Yghrulez (I may be on your <3 list, but I'm also on this </3 list. Hint: Mine's bettur.)
82. Tea (A shorter username than mine? Preposterous.)
83. AlexPerson (&)
84. Hybrid-of-Souls (Ironic, to choose a username rhyming with "Sack Full of Holes.")
85. LastSpartan (A Grecian)
86. JSSKFF (What ails you, my poor man? Is it perhaps a case of Common Cancer?)
87. Mizar (If you'd testified for Roe v. Wade, abortions would be allowed to age 10.)
88. LOLZILLA (What a great influence you are.)
89. ToddM (I refer you to the following numbers above: 2, 21, 40)
90. NGM-Interview (Fraud. Lambasted. Take Budd Dwyer's advice, and see below:)

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91. Niddler (His least favorite person in the world: Guess Who!)
92. Zerok (Major Participant in Forum decline. What harm, pray tell, is a poem? )

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93. Eggys (MORE CAPS LOCK PLEASE.)
94. Sawdust (How many weeaboo anime-loving lameshits before we exceed quota?)