Bolo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[COH (Solaris)]

funkytown!!!

...so—the little blobby things were the girl's boobs? surreal....

[Bankomat]

Wonderful

This is truly an achievement in flash. Must've taken some pretty labor-intesive all-nighters to pull this one off! Very impressive!

[Loud Noises Collab 2]

yeesh

2 out of three of those REALLY sucked. The last one was ok for about 15 seconds, then it sucked too. preloader was the most positive aspect of it. :-(

ThreeStar responds:

4 realz yo?/

ThREe

[The Gayest Showdown]

OMG!!

THat was so f****** funny, I laughed out loud! Oh my god, i hate "the ultimate showdown" crap and can't understand why people like it. Why the hell do you want to watch people you've looked up to your whole life shoot each other with reckless abandon? Thank god there are people like you who hate the ultimate showdown as much as I do. Next I hope you do a spoof where the guy who created "ultimate showdown" gets shot repeatedly in the nads. ;-)

[Cell Phone Animation]

ok, iguess

loved the background music-- sort of sounds like a loop from Garageband (Apple computer's music making application)

[Goomba ep. 6 Beatniks]

PRETTY BORING, REALLY

A. I DIDNT GET IT
B. WHERE'S THE ACTION
C. WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY SAYING????!!!!!!

[The George Bush Show]

A wonderful, wonderful flash

Probably the funniest series i've ever seen on newgrounds—my compliments to the chef. and now, chronois shall I quote your own words "WHY NOT TRY SUPPORTING OUR SIDE IDIOT" tsk tsk. A little defensive, aren't we? Regardless of my political beliefs, i think you must be a real pain in the ass in reality—TURN OF CAPS LOCK, for god's sake. If you're going to be a pain, do it on your own time...the rest of us, frankly, don't care.

The day that consevative warmongers control America is the day that America loses the the respect of the rest of the world...oops—i guess that's already happened.

I have one message for you and your spy-sanctioning, war-mongering, word-mangling, hurricane-fumbling party and your oh, so beloved pet monkey Bush:

Get a life

[We Can't Draw]

hmm

in response to the title: you're absolutely right.

[Dad's Home]

not "laugh-out-loud" funny

but still pretty solid. also, i think dad's a little hopped up on coffee! (maybe he should lay off the starbux)!

[The Ultimate Showdown]

really, kind of dissappointing...

This is an ok flash, but it's really not first place material—to tell you the truth I'm very surprised that it is even on the front page, let alone 1st place. I don't see what's so great about this flash besides the song, which is really pretty good. The graphics are simplistic, nowhere near as realistic or good as "littlefoot" (the previous 1st place holder)...the style was fair—i was so uninspired by this flash that I could only bring myself to watch half of it before deciding not to finish watching it, however it does hold the position of 1st place, so I suppose that should count for something so i gave style a "7"...sound is probably the most positive aspect of this flash (although I found the song to be forgettable and annoying)...violence is present beacause of the gunplay...and for humor, i gave "the Ultimate Showdown" a 3 because I just didn't quite see the hilarity that other NG users seem to have found... And lastly, I gave the overall grade of this flash a 6 because I just didn't think it hit the points that it should have.

I don't know... maybe i'm a scrooge?
Maybe I just didn't get it?

I any case, I failed to see the humor...
thanx for listening :)

altffour responds:

thanks for the opinion, newgrounds quality control captain