well, I hate YOU, so here's the reason you should hate me: you are a discrace to society. no one on newgrounds respects, likes or even takes you seriously. you understand nothing at all about anything cool. your name sounds like a dildo that you would use. thats it.....oh and your mom has a penis, unlike you...that is all.
Catoblepas
Because I made a camel bite a donkey until it was dead.
Bolo
Clever attempt to disguise your secret PeTA membership. You obviously want me to believe you hate animals, when in reality, you are militantly in love with them.
I know your kind.