Aunt Jemimah had to die for your syrup.
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Joined on 11/29/05
I would rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I'm not.
Hate me for loving America and wanting people to listen to reason, I have taken shit from a few of the people on your list, so either hate me for being a good guy, or like me fr being a good guy.
I bet you're popular in real life, if you're this arrogant on the internet.
Arrogance is the spirit that drives America's most successful investors
listen asshole dont add me on the list asshole for calling you an asshole !
:P
Now that's a list that I wouldn't want to get on.
Also, how is your day?
MY DAY IS GREAT.
ITS AWESOME.
How do I suck cock?
By posting on my userpage, you have effectively done so, already.
Congratulations, you've now graduated from cocksucking school!
Yeah!
Your achievement earns you a secure spot.
Hahaha
All the lonely people
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people
Where do they all belong?
Hey, I matter now! :D!
I think you stole your name from a monkey.
How about a battle in the Vietnam War?
the fact that you have a cool username was making me automatically like you.
but now you suck.
good day sir.
*flicks the v's.*
AND SO I PRAY I MATTER ENOUGH TO BE ON THE LIST
In the name of Jimmy the Cow.
Pornolizer was funny.
Because, I think my witty comments are witty and that I actually matter.
No reason, is a good reason.
How to commit a perfect murder:
1. Wear latex gloves. Or use a Créme Brulée burner to burn off your fingerprints. You will inevitably leave behind fingerprints unless you take one of these measures.
2. Wear very large, oversize shoes. Sand off the print pattern on the bottom. This way, no one will be able to track the shoe, or connect it with your foot size.
3. Do not use an unusual murder weapon. In fact, use a very common .22 caliber pistol, with silencer attached, to minimize contact and personal involvement via touch and struggle.
4. Shoot, if possible, from behind, directly in the middle of the neck. This will sever the spinal cord immediately. If done right, it will cause no pain, and leave no time to scream.
5. Do not tell anyone -- or even HINT to anyone that you are going to commit a crime. As moronic as this may sound, oftentimes, it is difficult to follow this rule, because murderers tend to get drunk at the bar, very quickly after committing that murder.
6. Do not repeat a formula that you may have used before. This will inevitably lead the police and media to pick up on a serial murderer. Use very different approaches for every murder that you commit.
7. Don't reveal to anyone, no matter how guilty you are, that you ever committed the murder. Newspaper call-in confessions have been the downfall of many an aspiring murderer.
8. Finally, try to commit the murder on your way to the North Pole, or Antarctica. In that land, there is no legal control.
Why on Earth would I want to be on a hate list?
Because once you're on the list, suddenly you'll find that you matter a good deal more than you did before you were on it. More exposure for you, and placement of your username among the greats of Newgrounds.
im not on your list but your on mine
I pee on the toilet seat when I go to your house.
I'm citric.
SadisticMonkey
Praise Lord Bolo, for I am unworthy.