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Bolo
Aunt Jemimah had to die for your syrup.

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I'm a Critic.

Posted by Bolo - July 30th, 2007


...Of you.

Why should I hate you?

Give me a good reason, and I'll add you to my periodically updated Hate List.

Note: Blog spammers will not be persecuted, even though they are Jews and / or colored people.

Current users on the list:

1. I-Bot ('My robotic sensors indicate' an alt. Update: Account absorbed by admins!)
2. Memorize (Republican apologist.)
3. LardLord (Strange guy.)
4. RINKACHICHI (Have you read his posts?)
5. Latecks (Attention whore. Richmond's finest Tranny.)
6. Piss (Asdf.)
7. cellardoor6 (He Talks. And Talks. And Talks. Is anyone listening?)
8. TornFulp (TORN. Not TOM.) Updates: 1. Account deleted. 2. Yeah, it was my alt.
9. POOPIES (From what I gather, this dude has a fetish.)
10. KemCab (I'm sure you've herd of some of his cruel exploits.)

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11. Mendou (Basks in self-proclaimed egotism.)
12. Purpin (Myspace is his best friend. Also, virgin. Also, small penis. Also, lol.)
13. FrozenSheep (Draws stylistically derivative 'flathead' artwork. Incessantly.)
14. TacoFreak (A psychologist.)
15. Sunglasses (I'm better at Photoshop, yo. But yours are still funnier than most.)
16. crazerfish50 (On November 1, ninety posts of Art Forum Spam. Also, him.)
17. Duffi (Believes that 'Your mom' jokes are the pinnacle of humor. See Below.)

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18. BlackWayne (John Wayne's illegitimate child)
19. Frank (Permabanned. Complained to almighty Tom. Account revived. Then, this.)
20. Sanity-of-Insanity (Poses for camwhore pics wearing Goofy hat. Also, fat.)
21. ilovemetal (Metal: his one true love)
22. sonicmega (Anime: his one true love.)
23. gibleto (Ass, ass, ass, ass.)
24. GayHomophobe (Insidiously disguised as a hypocrite.)
25. ZENON (Believes I should love him. I don't.)
26. Catoblepas (Registered PeTA jihadist.)
27. xXsharkxsayxhelloXx (A Jamaican.)
28. ripoffhitman (Haddaway's sole remaining fan.)
29. Demosthenez (If Tourettes syndrome is contagious, avoid him.)
30. JakeHero (Harry Potter himself couldn't overcome this nagging troll.)
31. GaiusIuliusTaberna (Is it possible to have a Roman fetish?)
32. tony4moroney (Who's Moroney, and why does Tony support him?)
33. Ronald-McDonald-LoL (Question my perfection, will you?)
34. Dante-son-of-Sparda (This is him in twenty years.)
35. JAZZA (To clue you in: Schmaltzy, Mediocre Pianist does not a tragedy make.)
36. KemCab (HURR I AM CAN BE ON HATE LIST TWICE)
37. supyohos123 (Stephen Colbert? Funny? Isn't that an oxymoron?)
38. shatteredheart (CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKINNN)
39. Peaceblossom (His soul was stolen and replaced by Linux. 'Gutsy Gibbon' lmao.)
40. Oppugnant (Death metal enthusiast. Also, no friends.)
41. greyface01 (VOET RON PUAL!!!!! HE WILL MAEK TEH GUVMINT EXPLOED!!!)
42. Spite-skater (Attn: You're a massive douche if your alias includes "skater".)
43. ngmastah (Spells like a fourth grader, draws like a fifth grader.)
44. TheRoyalEnglishman (British felinomaniac.)
45. Proteas (A mod with a personal vendetta loses objectivity.)
46. knightsofthecircle (Weeabooish anime enthusiast. See Below.)

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47. Jake (Considered banning him from posting comments. Where's the fun in that?)
48. Sarcasm (The only person who remembers my ego-stroking diversion from 2K6)
49. Ceti (In the interest of going for low blows; Him. and his sexual interests.)
50. Lorkas (OMGURMEEN)
51. k0x (Black alts stopped being funny when Dobio became a mod.)
52. DepressedStone (emo-Japanophile hybrid. Chronically Mavis-obsessed)
53. NinjaPirateMaster (Cardinal Internet sin: Pirates & Ninjas in the same sentence.)
54. TheBigLemon (He doesn't post much anymore, but I still think he's quite horrible.)
55. DragonsGrief (To paraphrase NG: Check Yo-self before you wreck Yo-self.)
56. g0t (PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHOES, BOLO! I'M NOT WORTHY!)
57. Williwowza (5 page MS Paint-Parties are a positive addition to the BBS. Yup.)
58. Ecke (Revird Patron-cum-[thinly-veiled-4chan ref.] Pokémon enthusiast)
59. Kurofelis (Don't you just love those silly cats?)
60. Grammer (Demonstrated himself to be an imminent threat to human intellect)
61. ViolentAJ (Has an unrequited fetish for all thing Asian. Also, he's from Affikuh)
62. bloodman101 (Quoth he: "WTF!! THE FILESIZE IS 60MB ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
63. Ejit (I AM NOT NOTHING. I AM FOUR PIXELS ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN)
64. danomano65 (What's that I smell? Oh, it's his fucking cunt from seven miles away.)
65. amplefied (Recently earned a Ph.D at Cock Sucking University.)
66. shaggytheclown17 (Loves Dennis Kucinich. REALLY loves Dennis Kucinich)
67. SadisticMonkey (Subservience to me won't get you anywhere in life, silly!)
68. Josh (Yeah, that's Bedn. And this is what he does in his spare time.)
69. Bolo (UNCALLED FOR UNCALLED FOR)
70. Transkar (He: The United States "fails" for attempting to elect a black president.)
71. Kagoe (1 and 2. Folks, I couldn't deliver a better punchline than that.)
72. Robotussin (Goddammit, he belongs on a 'love' list, not a hate list. Proof!)
73. SBB (Norway blows! Haha! ... Oh wait. Fuck.)
74. Darkside7000 (I FUCKING SWEAR. IF YOU EVER INSULT MY HAT AGAIN...)
75. samsam72 (Fine, whatever. Out of the kindness of my heart.)
76. thegreatmorph (YOU CAN'T MAKE A MONKEY OUTTA ME.)
77. MadCow (Long overdue. Also, I owe you one.)
78. Egoraptor (Lengthy justification to be found 129 comments down.)
79. iscrulz (What kind of a 38 year old man fucks around on Newgrounds?)
80. BonJombo (Self-Portrait. Honest to God)
81. Yghrulez (I may be on your <3 list, but I'm also on this </3 list. Hint: Mine's bettur.)
82. Tea (A shorter username than mine? Preposterous.)
83. AlexPerson (&)
84. Hybrid-of-Souls (Ironic, to choose a username rhyming with "Sack Full of Holes.")
85. LastSpartan (A Grecian)
86. JSSKFF (What ails you, my poor man? Is it perhaps a case of Common Cancer?)
87. Mizar (If you'd testified for Roe v. Wade, abortions would be allowed to age 10.)
88. LOLZILLA (What a great influence you are.)
89. ToddM (I refer you to the following numbers above: 2, 21, 40)
90. NGM-Interview (Fraud. Lambasted. Take Budd Dwyer's advice, and see below:)

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91. Niddler (His least favorite person in the world: Guess Who!)
92. Zerok (Major Participant in Forum decline. What harm, pray tell, is a poem? )

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93. Eggys (MORE CAPS LOCK PLEASE.)
94. Sawdust (How many weeaboo anime-loving lameshits before we exceed quota?)

I'm a Critic.


Comments

Because I made a camel bite a donkey until it was dead.

Clever attempt to disguise your secret PeTA membership. You obviously want me to believe you hate animals, when in reality, you are militantly in love with them.

I know your kind.

well, I hate YOU, so here's the reason you should hate me: you are a discrace to society. no one on newgrounds respects, likes or even takes you seriously. you understand nothing at all about anything cool. your name sounds like a dildo that you would use. thats it.....oh and your mom has a penis, unlike you...that is all.

I LOVE YOU, GIGOLO.

wow omg you love me -cries- i've never felt more welcome! (it's GIBLETO)

Ummm... I'm a n00b who gets CONSTANTLY banned from the BBS

I used to be a noob who got constantly banned from the BBS. This alone is not strong enough reasining.

Next Contestant.

I'm emo and bi

That's not why I hate you.

Call me when you make a "People I admire and wish I could be more like" list.

You forgot Jake / Platinum, what a whiny little emo brat.

You make a good point, but since I haven't seen you post in six months I see little reason to add you. Run along now.

You should hate me.

I have an obsession with e-drama.
I love 4chan.
I love making people miserable because I'm an asshole.
I throw a hissy fit every five minutes.
I actually think that post count matters.
I have no real talent in anything but I pretend to.
I pretend to be gay in order to be a sellout on the BBS.

And you type too much.

Pff. More like, I should be giving you reasons to love me.

I'm a shit poster who post nothing but sarcastic shit thats not even possibly funny. IMO an egotist and i like it when people talk about me. I think high post count will mean some bit of respect(Same go's for levels)

cock sucking christian bastard..hail lord lucifer

I love myspace.

RAARGH.

i get attention from spam.

And you draw poorly. :(

Oh my god!
You hate Purpin & Kemcab too?
Welcome to the club brother.

hahah i hate lateckS too!

I laughg at cancer children.

And I occasionally laugh because of "your mom" jokes.

Laughing at Cancer? Not so terrible.

Laughing at 'Your Mom' jokes, however; that's unforgivable.

Pllleeez dont hate me

Reverse psychology. How clever.

I hate psychologists. >:(

What about Sanity-of-Insanity for his fatness and Frank-the-Hedgehog for being a gigantic fanboy.

YAY IM NOT ON THERE!

Where's the love?

I think the question you meant to ask was, "What is love?"

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