Bolo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[You guys wanna do math?]

Incredible.

It's truly impossible to convey the scope of just how great a flash this is.

Just goes to show you that, even though seven years stand between it and the modern world, a classic animation never dies.

[:the Composer:]

Cliché drivel, at best.

While the animation was admittedly superb, and the visuals were quite intriguing, I found the storyline of this flash to be its weakest aspect.

Essentially, you're taking all the GOOD GUY OUTSIDER abuse-redemption-fame storylines ( that we can all admit to having seen at least 15 times, on Newgrounds alone ), And compiled them into a single messy plot, held together by the fantastic graphical work.

I might have given "Composer" a higher score, had it not been for the insane overuse of crying as a plot deivce to express sadness. Aren't there other ways, ( less obvious, perhaps? ) to express human emotion, without resorting to the ol' fallback of crying at every instance of the world's injustice.

I mean, come on. I think we can all agree that this flash temporarily resides at spot #1, solely due to the visuals.

[[KK]Truth About BigBadRon]

TBH...

To be honest, you deserve what you got.

I get the picture you're only telling half the story, and I firmly believe that you are the most pathetic flash group yet to grace this site. At least the Robot Rngers are funny occasionally.

Graphics? A glorified slideshow of BBS screenshots.

Style? You're the leader of the Kitty Krew. This is your typical amount of effort, I'd venture to say.

Sound? Pokemon. Whatever. Pokemon bashing was cool five years ago when it was totally badass to be a rebel.

Violence? none, to speak of. Unless you count the emotional violence against Bigbadron. Oh yeah, you're hardcore now.

Interactivity? Play button hardly counts.

Humor? A few spur of the moment one-liners bashing a BBS mod? Don't you have anything better to do with your time?

[8 clock!?]

HoboPorn!

nice to see regular BBSers making flash.

Pretty decent clock tribute. Worthy of its underdog status.

HoboPorn responds:

:o <3

[The Blockos - DSMN]

simply terrible

Except for the song choice, this submission had no real reason to exist.

While I will admit that Queen is one of my favorite bands, I am appalled at the way you have defiled their work with your subpar animation.

One person said before me "nice animations"--I would contest them on that. Some truly poor animations and unimaginative little quirks.

I sincerely hope this does not pass the portal, thanks.

[Das Produkt]

One of the most underrated

on the entire site. an amazing piece of artwork, if a bit depressing. Perhaps there is no message beneath the surface, but the tone of the piece makes it seem that way. I love it. Also, I heard it was banned in some places for causing "negative effects in teenagers." lol

[Xombie: Chapter 7]

one of the best--

--to be sure.

this is a great piece of art. Beautifully animated. Delicious storyline. Great job.

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 0]

well...

Woderful animation, original idea (if a might nerdy :\) Overall good. Except fo rthe fact that it wasn't really all that funny, and the narrator voice acting sucked HARDCORE (terrible inflection or emphasis at times. Too quiet, hard to understand. Kind of mumbly)

Other than that GOOD WORK! a solid "7"

[Hey! Who took my pie?]

would give it at least an 11.5 if could for humor.

But I can't so you'll just have to settle for a 10 :)

[CC-Obligatory Film #1]

>:|

would've been better if you'd used the clock voices, which are easily downloadable in a free program. But my gift to you--i fifened

AnotherIndividual responds:

It didn't work as well with speakonia as it did with real voices.

Happy Clock Day